Wednesday, October 26

Wednesday Fever

Reports are swirling that our favorite wounded Eagle, Donovan McNabb, has contracted the avian flu. Starting in East Asia, the flu has migrated west through Europe, south to Africa, and has finally settled in the United States. More to follow on this breaking story, as outside consultant Julie Zied contintues her tireless quest for the truth.

7 comments:

greene said...

also her tireless quest to steal by dvds... with that flu, donovan might end up speaking some other language... i think it might be... aaaaaaaaaasian

j to the z said...

which flavor of haterade are you drinking fool? must be lemon 'cause you're so sour. first of all, your dvd got returned, second of all, if my tireless quest were just about your cable guy dvd then this world would be in jeopardy of imploding upon the weight of your ego. i could BUY you jim carrey, SHIT. but anyway, good call on the tie-in of ASIAN and CABLE GUY. thats why you went to NYU.

greene said...

i appreciate the recognition of my ego and the quote, but im still lacking in cable guy dvd, it was, alas, never returned, and i cry about it nightly...

j to the z said...

no way!! really??? i never returned it? yes i did! no i didn't!! i don't remember (sob, sob). it must be my alopecia. sorry, you've got a birthday coming up though kid, right?

greene said...

bday is in march, itll be a great relief to hal, considering every time i drop the asian line (which is almost daily), i call him and yell about not having the dvd. but for now, lets stop using hals public forum to discuss this, i dont wanna bore the loyal following with my cable guy obsession

Armando said...

You guys should seriously be talking about the important issue at hand here, Donnie having bird flu.

BIGSKARI said...

so i cant curse and talk about the eagles but greene can use the forum to get back his personal belongings?