Monday, October 10

This just in

I know I'm not the first, but I would just like to reiterate that Ed Wade has been dismissed. Current top canditates for the job, according to leading British bookmakers:

3 to 1 --Ed Wade's brother
5 to 1 --David Bell
9 to 1 --Phillie Phanatic
15 to 1 --Kyle Korver
1,000,000 to 1 --all remaining candidates with any qualifications

Personally, I put my vote in for Ken Hitchcock. I bet he knows baseball, and I'm sure he'll have some free time this season.


zach said...

haha this dude needed to be fired five years ago. there's no fucking chance they make it any better though.

Anonymous said...

The lesson here is to never trust a man that looks like Smeagal with a bad haircut.

I would love to see Pat Croce get hired as the Phil's GM. I'm sure the high comedic value alone would more than make up for the crushing losses

Armando said...

I love pat croce. he should seriously get the Phils on his daytime TV show