Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

While you wait for the NFL season to kick off and for another column from the Greenbleeder crew, definitely check out this great list. Darren Daulton is my personal highlight here, but I guess that team just has a lot of sentimental value. Funny, because they never were the sentimental types. This is like when a gorilla sees its reflection in a mirror and just smashes it to pieces. I would have loved a freak hot-dog eating accident by the Kruker though.