Phils Win!

The prank war, apparently. Hall of Fame coach Tommy Lasorda was apparently so fed up he felt the need to write this scathing review. If we could scrape out a win sometime this week, that would really put the icing on the cake. The strangest thing about our lineup is that outside of St. Louis we have the best 2-5 hitters in the NL, and if we didn't give away 12-15 outs a game in the 6-9 spots we'd knock the Braves right off their high horse.